Statement from Senate and House Dem-NPL leaders on conclusion of the 65th legislative session

(BISMARCK, N.D.) – Senate Democratic-NPL Leader Joan Heckaman (New Rockford) and House Democratic-NPL Leader Corey Mock (Grand Forks) issued the following statements following the conclusion of the 65th legislative session.

Sen. Joan Heckaman 

“Throughout the legislative session, our Dem-NPL caucus was committed to working in a bipartisan fashion on good, sensible policies for North Dakota, while also holding the majority accountable when they were reckless or attempted to pass policies that were not in the best interests of our citizens. Democratic-NPL lawmakers played crucial roles in shaping and passing legislation that will have meaningful impacts on the lives of North Dakotans in every corner and every community in our state – from Fargo to Williston; Bowman to Cavalier.

“Democratic-NPL lawmakers played key roles in shaping policies that will help continue Medicaid expansion, which provides healthcare to over 18,000 North Dakotans, foster innovation in our schools, provide alternatives to incarceration, and protect victims of abuse, assault and domestic violence. We also opposed ill-conceived and, at times, detrimental laws that would have drastically reduced education funding, implemented a school voucher system without accountability, taxed senior citizens, and cut programs for the elderly, the homeless and victims of human trafficking. In some cases, we were able to prevent these irresponsible policies entirely; in other cases, we were able to blunt the severity of their impact.

“When it came to balancing the budget, we had strong differences in our positions, approach and priorities with the Republican caucus. We made these differences known, and we will continue to make our case to the citizens of North Dakota. But as we gavel out this evening after a long day of finalizing our legislative work, Democratic-NPL lawmakers can and should be proud of their accomplishments and the conviction with which they fought for all North Dakotans.”

Rep. Corey Mock:  

“At the beginning of the legislative session, lawmakers from both parties confronted a budget shortfall of $1.5 billion. This shortfall was in part the result of low commodity prices and a sagging economy. But it was also the result of excessive spending over the last several sessions and ill-advised tax cuts that sacrificed much of North Dakota’s revenue to benefit corporations and oil companies. In fact, the cost of the corporate income tax cuts and oil extraction tax cuts passed by the Republican majority amounted to one-third of the budget shortfall we faced.     

“Lawmakers in the Democratic-NPL caucus recognized the need to make cuts, eliminate inefficiencies, and find more cost-effective ways to run government. And in many areas, we worked in a bipartisan fashion to accomplish this. However, many of the decisions made by the majority to close our $1.5 billion shortfall were neither responsible, nor fair to our citizens, nor sustainable for our future – and we strongly opposed them. These decisions were irresponsible because they imposed severe cuts to core services and eliminated proven, cost-effective programs that served our citizens well. They were unfair because they held corporations harmless while increasing property taxes and asking rural towns and working families to make disproportionate sacrifices. And they were unsustainable because the majority chose to drain our savings accounts, leaving few options to maintain our obligations and respond to future budget shortfalls.”

Internet privacy proposals introduced by Dem-NPL Rep. Hanson and Sen. Heckaman rejected by GOP lawmakers

(Bismarck, ND) – Two proposals introduced by Democratic-NPL lawmakers to protect North Dakotans’ Internet privacy and personal data have been rejected by Republican lawmakers. The proposals – one, an amendment to House Bill 1008 and, the second, a study on online privacy issues – were introduced by Democratic-NPL Rep. Karla Rose Hanson (Fargo) and Sen. Joan Heckaman (New Rockford) in response to an April 3 repeal of federal Internet privacy rules.

“Because of the federal repeal, Internet Service Providers can now collect and sell consumer data – including what people search for, watch, read, and download from the Internet – to be used for targeted advertising,” said Hanson. “What we proposed was to give North Dakotans more control over their personal information, resulting in greater protection for their online privacy.”

The federal rules required Internet Service Providers (ISPs) to get consent from consumers before using or selling their personal data – including browsing history, financial data, health information, and geolocation – to advertisers and other parties. Hanson’s amendment to HB 1008 would have required ISPs in North Dakota to get explicit consent to collect this data and stipulated that ISPs cannot charge different amounts based on whether customers consent to their terms.

“This opt-in requirement would assure North Dakotans that their sensitive data would not be collected and sold without their permission,” added Hanson.

Representative Hanson’s amendment to HB 1008 was rejected on a party-line vote of 2-4 during a conference committee meeting on April 17.

Senator Heckaman subsequently proposed that the legislature study the issue of how best to protect North Dakotan’s online privacy during the interim. Her study was added to the Senate version of House Bill 1015, which passed the Senate on April 24. However, today, House Republican Leader Al Carlson and Rep. Jeff Delzer blocked the study from inclusion in the final version of the bill.

“Consumer privacy isn’t an issue to take lightly,” said Heckaman. “Most North Dakotans can’t simply choose a broadband provider based on its privacy terms because they are limited in their choices. Since the repeal of the federal rules protecting Internet privacy, 10 other state legislatures – including Minnesota, Kansas, Montana, Wisconsin and Illinois – have responded by introducing Internet privacy legislation to protect consumers. North Dakota should be taking action to protect its citizens as well.”

BACKGROUND:

*On March 28, Congress voted to repeal a set of federal regulations adopted by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) in October. President Trump signed the joint resolution on April 3. The repeal was done by using a tool called the Congressional Review Act (CRA), which prohibits those federal agencies from ever making “substantially similar” rules again.

*Consumers often have little to no choice on what ISP they use. According to the FCC, only 24% of developed housing areas had at least two ISPs that offered broadband speeds.
The internet is classified as a utility service, so ISPs are regulated differently than websites and apps like Facebook and Google.

*An ISP can see and collect more about you than Facebook & Google.
A consumer can opt out of or block the targeted ads on Facebook & Google at no cost, but preventing ISPs from doing the same requires the individual to pay for a virtual private network (VPN).

Hanson Internet Privacy Amendment

Rep. Karla Rose Hanson provides powerful testimony on lack of funding for behavioral health care

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Friday, April 21

 

(BISMARCK, N.D.) – Democratic-NPL Representative Karla Rose Hanson (Fargo) provided powerful testimony yesterday on HB 1040, a bill to address North Dakota’s behavioral health crisis by enacting recommendations from the interim Human Services Committee.

Speaking on the House floor, Rep. Hanson said:

“Last fall, I was knocking on doors in my North Fargo neighborhood. One day, the man who answered the door apologized to me. I was surprised. And he said: ‘I’m sorry; I just can’t focus right now. Last night, my son overdosed on heroin, and it took two doses of Narcan to bring him back.

“He was distraught about his son, but he was also hopeless about what help could be available. So, we sat on his front steps and talked. We talked about the severe shortage of addiction treatment and mental health care across our state. And we talked about what the legislature can do through policy changes and by funding direct services. 

“This father is unfortunately not alone. I spoke with so many families who felt our state should place a bigger priority on behavioral health services. One mom cried on my shoulder because she lost a daughter to suicide. Another raged because the only way her son could get help for his addiction was to get treatment in jail. Many other families worried about the increase in property crime and violent crime in our neighborhoods […] 

“Across the state, we need to do more. Our behavioral health services are in a crisis, and it’s of our own making. Many of you, I’m sure, have had similar conversations with your neighbors. Because of these conversations, we pledged to our constituents that we will do more for behavioral health. We will address the shortage of treatment and mental health services in our communities. That’s what we’ve promised. 

“My concern with this bill is that it’s another broken promise. Yes, we need to cut budgets during this session, but we should be making smart cuts. We already know that proven programs like peer-to-peer support work and are cost-effective in helping those who are struggling. And we also know it’s effective because it will cost taxpayers less in the long run. By investing in these programs now, it helps us avoid costly medical treatment down the road as well as less cost for law enforcement and criminal justice. Undoubtedly, it will help avoid the ultimate cost of lost lives. 

“So, I’m disappointed in the drastically reduced funding for this behavioral health bill, and I know that North Dakotans will be disappointed by yet another broken promise.”  

When HB 1040 was first introduced, it contained a total of $28 million for North Dakota’s unmet behavioral health needs. By the time the bill was passed, however, it included only $350,000 in funding, just one percent of the original amount.

Originally included in HB 1040 was $7 million in state dollars (which would generate another $7 million in matching federal funds) for children and youth with severe mental health problems. The interim Human Services Committee identified 3,800 children and youth for whom this funding was intended. Unfortunately, this funding was cut out of the final version of the bill.

Rep. Kathy Hogan added:

“House Bill 1040 was the backbone of the interim Human Services Committee’s recommendation to address the need for expanded behavioral health services in North Dakota. It was a comprehensive bill to develop a full range of services based on the Schulte recommendations in 2014. It was comprehensive to address the needs of adults and children with mental health and substance abuse issues.  

“The original funding was $28 million, of which $14 million was from the general fund. This bill is still important because it provides small steps that will help many, but it really doesn’t the crisis in behavioral health.

“Suicide rates continue to grow. There are several people in this chamber who’ve been dealing with issues related to suicide that I’m aware of. The opioid crisis consumes many individuals and families. Children and adolescents with moderate or severe mental health needs are simply not receiving care. Fewer than 10 percent of adults with serious chronic mental health issues receive services.

“Knowing we have a budget crisis, it’s easy to say there is nothing we can do. But without providing these services, North Dakota and our citizens are still paying. Our emergency rooms, our jails and prisons, homeless shelters, foster homes, are filled with people who have nowhere to go. People are dying because of the behavioral health crisis.    

“I urge you to vote green on the many steps this bill addresses. But when you go home at the end of the session, listen to the stories, attend the funerals of people who have committed suicide or passed away from opioid overdoses. Visit with your health care and behavioral health providers. This is an issue that isn’t going away, and we will be back in two years to address it.”

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Dem-NPL senators oppose legislation to study initiated ballot measure process

Bill was amended to exclude representatives from labor, tribes and the minority party

 

(BISMARCK, N.D.) – On a motion to reconsider, all Democratic-NPL senators voted against Senate Bill 2135 Monday morning. The bill, which establishes a commission to review the initiated ballot measure process, was amended in conference committee to exclude labor and tribal representatives, as well as one of two members from the minority party. 

The initiated ballot measure process is the only direct way for citizens to enact public policy without first going through the legislature,” said Senate Dem-NPL Leader Joan Heckaman (New Rockford). “I believe we must be very careful when it comes to altering this process, and I’m concerned that the proposed commission excludes members from our labor and tribal communities, as well as one of the two members from the minority party. Given its current makeup, this commission doesn’t seem like a citizens commission, but rather a commission appointed by those who already control the levers of power at the state Capitol.

 When SB 2135 was first introduced in the Senate, the bill proposed establishing a commission that only included representatives appointed by the majority party. Senator Heckaman testified in the committee hearing along with other concerned groups, and amendments were accepted that allowed minority representation as well as representation from labor and the tribes. However, once the bill was in conference committee, it was again amended, this time to exclude the labor and tribal representatives and reduce the number of minority members from two to one. 

If our goal is truly to improve the initiated ballot measure process, it’s crucial for this commission’s recommendations to have credibility with all North Dakotans,” added Sen. Heckaman. “Given its current makeup, I think a significant portion of our citizens aren’t going to feel this commission’s recommendations are credible at all.”  

SB 2135 passed the Senate last week, with five Republicans joining all Democratic-NPL members in opposition, but it did not receive enough votes to carry its emergency clause. It was reconsidered Monday and passed on a strictly party-line vote. The bill now returns to the House, where it must be voted on again to either accept or reject the amendments.

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House Dem-NPL Leader Corey Mock introduces resolution honoring UND hockey for 8th national championship

“North Dakota, here’s to you.”

(BISMARCK, N.D.) – House Democratic-NPL Leader Corey Mock (Grand Forks) today introduced a resolution honoring the University of North Dakota hockey team for its eighth NCAA Division I National Championship and its outstanding overall 2016 season. (The full resolution can be found here.

“We all know North Dakota has a long and proud tradition of athletic excellence, and one of the hallmarks of this excellence is the University of North Dakota hockey team,” said Mock. “This resolution honors UND hockey’s continued accomplishments and their remarkable 2016 championship season. We look forward to UND hockey leading the way to many more national championships in future seasons. North Dakota, here’s to you.”

House Concurrent Resolution 3035 formally recognizes UND hockey’s 5-1 National Championship win over Quinnipiac University on April 9, 2016. It also recognizes their impressive season, which was completed with 34 wins, 6 losses and 4 ties, as well as the leadership of Coach Brad Berry who “molded a team of outstanding individual athletes into a cohesive, unselfish team with balanced and explosive offense, unyielding defense, and stalwart goaltending.”

In presenting the resolution, Rep. Mock bantered with Assistant Republican Leader and NDSU alumnus Don Vigesaa (Cooperstown). “You know, the only way to get this through the delayed bills committee was to promise the three-out-of-five members who are Bison fans that I’d acknowledge the significance of NDSU’s five nationReps Corey Mock and Don Vigesaaal championships as well,” added Mock. “We can always find bipartisan cooperation when it comes to recognizing North Dakota accomplishments.”   

According to the resolution: “The 2015-16 team, which proudly claimed the eighth University of North Dakota hockey national championship, is an exemplar of the hockey program’s enduring fighting spirit and it’s opulent, unwavering, and extraordinary heritage.”     

Reps. Mock and Vigesaa also expressed their shared enthusiasm for the renewed rivalry between UND/NDSU football beginning Sept. 7, 2019 in Fargo.  

 

 

Senators Heckaman, Mathern to introduce amendment restoring $7 million in behavioral health funding

Amendment would also secure additional $7 million in matching federal funds for behavioral health

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Thursday, April 6

 

(BISMARCK, N.D.) – Democratic-NPL Senators Joan Heckaman (New Rockford) and Tim Mathern (Fargo) will today offer an amendment on the Senate floor restoring $7 million in state funds for behavioral health services – and securing an additional $7 million in matching federal dollars – to House Bill 1040.

The bill, which comes from the Interim Human Services Committee, originally recommended $28 million in funding for unmet behavioral health needs in North Dakota. However, due to the tightening of budgets across the state, the final version of the bill passed by the House included only $200,000 for behavioral health, less than one percent of the original recommended funding.

“There are very few things we place higher in our lives than the well being of our spouses, children, grandchildren and loved ones,” said Heckaman. “Our whole beings are elated with the joy they bring us, which is why it is so painful when a loved one is suffering from addiction, abuse or other mental health needs that too often go unaddressed here in North Dakota. The unfortunate fact is that too many families across our state are suffering without the care they need.”

“This funding is absolutely necessary to address our state’s crisis in behavioral health care,” said Mathern. “The funding that is restored in this amendment would provide case management services, which essentially means providing families with the full range of care they need to keep children with behavioral health needs out of the hospitals and in their own homes.”

HB 1040 encompasses the recommendations of the Schulte Report and was drafted by the interim committee with numerous hours of stakeholder testimony that mental health services in North Dakota are insufficient given the level of need across the state. The bill is the only legislation during the 65th session that includes funding for children under 21 years old suffering from Serious Emotional Disturbances, about 3,917 children across the state. Currently, funding is only available to provide services to 645, leaving over 3,200 children and families without the care they need. Of that unmet need, roughly half would qualify for the case management services funded by this amendment.    

“Too often, when it comes to our state’s budget situation, we hear lawmakers say: ‘The sky isn’t falling; trust us, we’ll work it out,’” added Mathern. “Well, for parents whose children are suffering from addiction, depression, or who are at risk of suicide, the sky really is falling, especially when they’re not getting the care they need.” 

Dem-NPL lawmakers raise concerns over budget cuts to vital services, impacts on property tax relief

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Tuesday, April 4

 

(BISMARCK, N.D.) – House and Senate Democratic-NPL lawmakers held a press conference Monday calling attention to the impact of budget cuts on North Dakota citizens. Specific impacts addressed at the press conference included cuts to higher education and state employment, reductions in funding for rural infrastructure, and unmet needs in behavioral health and addiction services. Dem-NPL lawmakers also sounded warnings over potential increases in property taxes due to reduced funding for services and reductions in the 12 percent property tax buydown.  

Cuts to Services:

“At the beginning of the session, lawmakers began work on HB 1040, a bill aimed at addressing North Dakota’s behavioral health crisis,” said Sen. Tim Mathern (D-11, Fargo). “This bill recommended $28 million in funding for unmet behavioral health needs and addiction services. But by the time the bill passed the House, funding had been reduced to just $200,000, less than one percent of the original recommendations. This reduction means we won’t make anywhere near the same level of commitment to addressing suicide prevention, alcoholism, addition and abuse, all of which result in long-term costs for our communities.”    

“Deep cuts to higher education mean the loss of 600 or more positions in North Dakota’s university system,” said Rep. Kathy Hogan (D-21, Fargo). “But these cuts have even farther-reaching consequences, like reductions to entire programs, increases in tuition, more student debt, and fewer opportunities for cutting-edge research, which helps diversify and power our state’s economy.” 

“Rural communities could be especially hard hit by the closure of Department of Transportation ‘station shops,’ which help ensure roads are properly maintained and cleared of snow, ice and other obstructions during inclement weather,” said Senate Dem-NPL Leader Joan Heckaman (D-23, New Rockford). North Dakota has over 7,400 miles of state highways, nearly 20,000 miles of county roads, 56,000 miles of township roads, and 5,000 bridges, all of which must be maintained in safe and acceptable condition. Reductions in state funding mean less frequent maintenance and fewer dollars for upkeep of this infrastructure, added Heckaman.

Reduced Revenues & Property Taxes:

Senator Jim Dotzenrod (D-26, Wyndmere) emphasized the policies enacted by the Republican legislature during previous sessions, which substantially lowered revenue collections and contributed to North Dakota’s budget mess.  

“Over the last several sessions, our legislative leaders pushed through tax cuts for oil companies and reduced corporate taxes in a very large way,” said Dotzenrod. “Most of the benefits from these tax cuts went to individuals and corporations that are doing quite well and don’t need help from the government. Now that commodity prices and sales tax collections are down, we should be in an environment of shared sacrifice, which is a term we’re hearing very frequently in the halls of the Capitol. But those who have benefited the most from these earlier tax cuts are not being asked to give up any of the advantages or gains they’ve been given by the legislature. Instead, the legislature is talking about enacting cuts that primarily affect those on the lower end of the economic scale.”   

House Dem-NPL Leader Corey Mock (D-18, Grand Forks) discussed how the Republican supermajority is attempting to balance the budget and the long-term implications of their approach.

“As difficult as this budget is, future budgets will be even more challenging because we don’t have the ongoing revenue to support this approach – it’s just not sustainable,” said Mock. “Right now, we’re balancing our budget by draining all of our savings accounts, which are funded by the same oil taxes that have been slashed. We’re not going to have these savings accounts to draw on in future years. This approach will come back to haunt us, and we’re highly concerned that the next item on the chopping block is the property tax relief that’s been promised to our citizens. North Dakotans may see higher property taxes by next year, and that would be a clear violation of the promises this legislature has made.”

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Cramer’s silence on Russia is deafening

Will Congressman Cramer stand up for North Dakota and call for nonpartisan investigation on Russia?

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March 31, 2017

 

(BISMARCK, N.D.) – We learned over the past week that Devin Nunes, Chair of the House Intelligence Committee, raced to share with President Trump and the media – prior to sharing it members of his own committee – intelligence regarding the House’s investigation into ties between the Trump campaign and Russia. We learned further that his sources for this information came from within the White House. He has canceled future Committee hearings, effectively halting the investigation. Even Republican Senator John McCain has questioned the credibility of the panel.

In light of these revelations, Robert Haider, Executive Director of the Democratic-NPL Party, released the following statement:

“Our country’s intelligence agencies confirmed Russia interfered in the 2016 U.S. election, and now the head of the House Intelligence Committee has shown his conflict of interest and halted the committee’s investigation into the matter. This is an issue of national security.

“Where is Kevin Cramer? His refusal to acknowledge the importance of an unbiased investigation into the connection between the Trump campaign and Russia is telling. From everything that’s come to light over the past week, it’s clear that we need unbiased investigations into these ties. Cramer needs to do what’s best for the country and join the call for Nunes to recuse himself and for nonpartisan investigations, rather than staying silent.”

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House Dem-NPL leader Corey Mock on overriding Gov. Burgum’s veto of HB 1153

 HB 1153 limits excessive bonuses for state employees

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Wednesday, March 29 

(BISMARCK, N.D.) – Speaking on the House floor today, House Democratic-NPL leader Corey Mock (Grand Forks) urged lawmakers to override Governor Burgum’s veto of HB 1153, a bill limiting excessive bonuses for the governor’s staff and appointees:

“If we allow this veto to stand, and if the governor feels the need to give bonuses in excess of $5,000 per year, we will be doing this at a time when this very legislative body is eliminating approximately 1,400 full-time employees (FTEs) across the state. There’s no pay increases for any public employee, and there’s even a request from Governor Burgum for public employees to pay 5 percent of their health insurance premiums, a change public employees are simply not prepared for.

“So when you look at this, if we do not override this veto, we will have eliminated nearly 8 percent of public employee positions, given no pay raises – and you can even argue there’s a pay decrease – and yet we will be allowing the governor to pay bonuses in excess of $5,000 to his staff and appointees.

“So, Mr. Speaker, we all have to make some sacrifices. This is a difficult budget. But is it fair for the snowplow drivers, the teachers, the public employees, the nurses – who also work tirelessly for the people of North Dakota – to sacrifice their pay and then be treated differently than the governor’s own staff, who receive excessive bonuses?”  

HB 1153 sets limits on the dollar amount the governor is allowed to give his staff in retention bonuses, as well as bonuses he is allowed to offer other political appointees. The bill was a response to bonuses offered by former Governor Dalrymple to his staff, including bonuses between $20,000 and $32,000. Several of the staff in Gov. Dalrymple’s office who received bonuses were also retained by the Burgum administration. 

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DEM-NPL statement on Cramer and Hoeven’s votes to gut broadband privacy protections

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March 29, 2017
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DEM-NPL statement on Cramer and Hoeven’s votes to gut broadband privacy protections
 
(BISMARCK, ND) – Kevin Cramer voted on Tuesday to allow Internet Service Providers (ISP) to sell without permission the Internet browsing history of North Dakotans. John Hoeven voted last week to gut the protections. In response, Dem-NPL executive director Robert Haider released the following statement:
“Kevin Cramer took nearly $72,000 from ISP special interests and then voted to allow those same ISPs to sell North Dakotans’ online information to the highest bidder. We believe that North Dakotans should have the final say in how their private online information is used and shared. North Dakotans value their privacy – why don’t Kevin Cramer and John Hoeven?”
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House Democratic-NPL caucus routs press corps in 2017 Capitol Classic

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March 27, 2017

 

(Bismarck, ND) – Another North Dakota Capitol Classic is in the books.

Elected officials, lobbyists and members of the press corps joined volunteers for the 2017 North Dakota Capitol Classic, a charitable event in support of North Dakota Special Olympics, today in Memorial Hall. Teams of five competed head-to-head in a tournament of arcade basketball. On the line: commemorative t-shirts and bragging rights for the next two years.

The 2017 Capitol Classic concluded with returning champions, Lobbyist Team No. 1, defeating House Republicans.

The real action, however, was lower in the bracket.

CC1“We have to beat the Dems; everyone else has,” said Associated Press reporter James MacPherson, shortly before his team was routed by House Democrats. House Democrats handed the Media their second of three losses in the afternoon, with a score of 248-218.

“You’ve got to hand it to them, the North Dakota media team played with a lot of heart,” said Rep. Marvin Nelson. “That and $3.00 will get you a cup of coffee in the cafeteria downstairs.”

The match was viewed as a battle for redemption by both teams. Members of the House Democratic-NPL team consisted of Rep. Gretchen Dobervich (D-11); Rep. Joshua Boschee (D-44); Rep. Marvin Nelson (D-9); House Minority Leader, Rep. Corey Mock (D-18); and substitute Daniel Tick, the caucus communications director. Media team members included Max Grossfeld (KFYR-TV); Nick Smith (Bismarck Tribune); John Hageman (Forum News Service); Malique Rankin (KX News); and Emily Medalen (KX News). The media team was coached by Associated Press reporter James MacPherson.

“I was a little surprised to see a team of reputable journalists – known for their integrity and ethics – resort to cheap shots on the court,” said Rep. Mock. “Their tactics reeked of desperation, clearly not wanting to lose to the Super Minority.”

“It was a hard-fought round, and we left everything on the basketball court,” said Rep. Dobervich, as she extended an olive branch following the match. “We’ll continue to feed our friends in the media important stories from the capitol, even if they don’t know how to feed their teammates the ball.”

CC2Bloggers around the capitol later reported that not all members of the media team were discouraged following their defeat.

“I truly thought I could ball,” said Max Grossfeld. “Turns out, I can’t. I guess I’ll stick to my day job reporting the fake news.”

At press time, Forum political reporter John Hageman was seen shopping for Air Jordans in downtown Bismarck, asking the sales associate if she thinks these shoes would “give me better ups.” The sales associate declined to comment.

“They never print my press releases, anyway,” complained Daniel Tick, the Democratic-NPL communications director, when asked if news of the Capitol Classic would be accurately reported following the media’s crushing defeat.

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Dem-NPL Chair statement on Kevin Cramer’s failure to listen to his constituents

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March 27, 2018

(GRAND FORKS, ND) – On Friday, a group of Kevin Cramer’s female constituents showed up to his Fargo office to deliver a petition signed by 800 North Dakotans. The women were prevented from entering the office and threatened with arrest. In response, Dem-NPL Chair Kylie Oversen released the following statement:

“Kevin Cramer likes to talk about how open and available he is, but when his constituents want to peacefully make their voices heard, the cops are called. Actions speak louder than words. It’s clear Kevin Cramer is too scared of a bunch of women wearing pink to even talk to them. Maybe next time they should wear white to get a response from him.”

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